{"id":86,"date":"2004-04-05T22:57:46","date_gmt":"2004-04-06T05:57:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/wordpress\/?p=86"},"modified":"2004-04-05T22:57:46","modified_gmt":"2004-04-06T05:57:46","slug":"like-a-million-bucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/05\/like-a-million-bucks\/","title":{"rendered":"Like a million bucks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I bought my first suit today.<\/p>\n<p>Man, I&#8217;ve never worn a suit in my life.  I&#8217;m a total t-shirt, surfer shorts, and sandals kind of guy.  I don&#8217;t like to play dress up.  In my closet one might find a single pair of jeans and a single pair of khakis.  I don&#8217;t even like to wear pants.  So wearing a suit feels very odd.<\/p>\n<p>I must say though, god DAMN I look good in this thing.  I bought some Kenneth Cole shoes and a Claiborne jacket, among other things.  I even bought a leather portfolio to complete the look.  I look and feel like a million bucks in this get-up.  If you didn&#8217;t know already, a million bucks feels fucking great.<\/p>\n<p>Check out this ensemble:<br \/>\nWhite dress shirt<br \/>\nSnazzy blue silk tie<br \/>\nNavy blue coat<br \/>\nKhaki slacks<br \/>\nBlack socks (from Target!!!)<br \/>\nBlack leather shoes<\/p>\n<p>Sure it&#8217;s hot and uncomfortable, but I don&#8217;t hate wearing it.  I&#8217;m looking forward to showing up for my interview on Thursday wearing the thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bought my first suit today. Man, I&#8217;ve never worn a suit in my life. I&#8217;m a total t-shirt, surfer shorts, and sandals kind of guy. I don&#8217;t like to play dress up. In my closet one might find a single pair of jeans and a single pair of khakis. I don&#8217;t even like to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paF8Q-1o","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=86"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=86"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=86"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=86"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}