I feel like it is my responsibility to share with you all the proper way to drink the first beer of the day. Now, I’ve been doing this for a long time so I feel like I am well qualified for the task. Let us begin, shall we?<\/p>\n
Step 1.
\nYou’ve had a long day at school or work. It’s hot outside, and you’re thirsty. Open the front door, but leave it open! This step is very important.<\/p>\n
Step 2.
\nGo straight to the kitchen and open the refridgerator door. You must leave this door open as well. Do not skip this step.<\/p>\n
Step 3.
\nReach waaaaaaaaaay in the back of the fridge, where the coldest beers live. Grab one.<\/p>\n
Step 4.
\nStand there with the front door open and the fridge open. Crack open the beer. Extra points if it’s in a can. Double extra points if it’s a Pabst Blue Ribbon.<\/p>\n
Step 5.
\nDrink the beer in three gulps. I know this might be difficult for some of you, but I assure you it can be done. Practice makes perfect!<\/p>\n
Step 6.
\nGrab another beer and continue with your day.<\/p>\n
So there you have it. If you follow these steps to success you too can be a professional. Just like me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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