I get home at 4pm. Phone rings. It’s The Silver Fox.<\/p>\n
“I’m walking out the door, dude. I can’t take it anymore. I’ll be there around 6pm.” He’s using that I’m-going-fucking-crazy voice.<\/p>\n
I’m feeling it too. The last two weeks have been very stressful. The closer I get to graduation, the more paperwork I have to fill out and the more hoops I have to jump through. I need to let loose.<\/p>\n
This weekend isn’t going to be a calm, kick-back, sip a few beers and tell stories weekend. This weekend is going to be a sloppy ass drunk, blackout, wake up with the door wide open weekend. It’s gonna get bad.<\/p>\n
I hang up the phone and immediately, without even thinking about what I’m doing, grab the icechest and start walking towards the door. I’m on autopilot as I walk down the stairs, get in my truck, and go to the gas station. I’m thinking about all the stuff I have due on Monday and how I just don’t give a flying fuck.<\/p>\n
I walk in and grab a 30-pack of Coors Light. King size bag of ice under one arm, beer under the other, I walk up to the counter to pay.<\/p>\n
“Hey Tom, is your friend coming up tonight?”<\/p>\n
I can’t help but laugh. These cats know me too well. Hell, I’ve been going in there for almost two years now. I bet they go bankrupt when I move away.<\/p>\n
I walk outside to my truck and oh-so-delicately arrange the beers in the icechest. Layer of ice on the bottom, perfectly spaced out cans so they can breathe, another layer of ice, repeat. I’m a god damn perfectionist. These beers are going to be so fucking cold by the time The Silver Fox gets here. I drive around the corner and park.<\/p>\n
So now I’m home, I’ve got an ice cold ice chest full of ice cold beer and ice. I’m mad-dogging the bottle of rum on the counter. I’m fucking ready. The Silver Fox should be here within the hour.<\/p>\n
Pray for us. Hope we don’t do anything TOO stupid…<\/p>\n
See ya Monday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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