{"id":510,"date":"2008-10-15T19:13:25","date_gmt":"2008-10-16T02:13:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/?p=510"},"modified":"2008-10-15T19:13:25","modified_gmt":"2008-10-16T02:13:25","slug":"xmas-ber","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/15\/xmas-ber\/","title":{"rendered":"Xmas = Ber"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yum has been listening to and singing along with Christmas carols since the beginning of September.<\/p>\n<p>September.  You know, when it&#8217;s still 110 degrees outside?<\/p>\n<p>This matters not to Yum.  You see, her theory is this: Once the months start ending in &#8220;brrr&#8221; it&#8217;s Christmas.<\/p>\n<p>SeptemBER, OctoBER, NovemBER, DecemBER&#8211;it&#8217;s Christmas.<\/p>\n<p>What have I gotten myself into?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yum has been listening to and singing along with Christmas carols since the beginning of September. September. You know, when it&#8217;s still 110 degrees outside? This matters not to Yum. You see, her theory is this: Once the months start ending in &#8220;brrr&#8221; it&#8217;s Christmas. SeptemBER, OctoBER, NovemBER, DecemBER&#8211;it&#8217;s Christmas. What have I gotten myself [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[48,58,68,358,366],"class_list":["post-510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adventureswithyum","tag-brrr","tag-carols","tag-christmas","tag-xmas","tag-yum"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paF8Q-8e","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=510"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/510\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}