My friends are a lively, interesting, and amusing bunch. Some have taken to the web, and have blogs of their own. If you look in my sidebar you’ll see a section labeled “Blogroll”. This is where you can find links to their pages.<\/p>\n
But who are these people, you ask? I’m glad you asked! Let’s go down my list, shall we?<\/p>\n
Austin<\/a> was a punk-ass, teenage kid when I met him. In fact, I don’t think I liked him much at all at first. But hey, he was 15 years old<\/a> and I was 25. He probably didn’t like me, either. But now Austin is a man (baby, yeah!)<\/a>. He lives in SoCal, born and raised.<\/p>\n Bill<\/a> is a damn coastie. He joined the Coast Guard a few years back. After his tour of duty in Kodiak Island, Alaska he up and moved on to Hawaii. He’s a sailor of the seven seas. A young man with a dream. And that dream? To grow mustaches and wear funny hats.<\/a> And drink in Irish pubs.<\/a><\/p>\n Corey<\/a> is the coolest motherfucker you’ll ever meet. He’s also the mayor of Belmont Shore.<\/a> OK, not really. But he is a shoe-shufflin’, hustlin’, movin’ and groovin’ Lord of the Dance. He’s been a video game tester, a video game designer\/developer, a fiber-optic guru, and PC god.<\/p>\n Corey has a gal, this gal named Gina. Put the two of them together<\/a> and they ooze crazysexycool.<\/p>\n Dave<\/a> is one of my oldest and bestest friends. We met in my first class on the first day of my first day of high school. And he hasn’t been able to shake me since. Although he did recently move to Hawaii. I miss him terribly, but am soooo happy that my friend has found peace in his paradise.<\/p>\n Dawna<\/a> is a friend from high school that doesn’t update her blog any more!<\/p>\n Lainey<\/a> is the coolest chick on Earth. We met through mutual friends<\/a> up in good ol’ Chico. She’s a techie and a dreamer and a smart gal. She moved to Australia a few years ago and married a great guy, and now they are Two Birds and have adventures Down Under.<\/p>\n Mark (Midnight)<\/a> doesn’t update his blog any more, either! We met at PlanetQuake’s Beatdowns<\/a>. Throughout the years we’ve always managed to meet up together in what ever online game we happen to be playing at the moment. Last I checked he still lives in SoCal and still works for Cisco.<\/p>\n Mark (Smitty)<\/a> is the Godfather of Snow Crash.<\/a> If he weren’t for Mark and his generosity, linux prowess, and all-around tech god-ness I wouldn’t have half the friends and\/or experiences that I have today. Mark lives in SLO still (I think).<\/p>\n Owen <\/a>= meme. Loves baseball and cats and Clutch<\/a>. He drinks Jack and Coke and listens to 311<\/a>. At least, he used to anyway. Bay Area born and raised, but relocated to SoCal. Temporarily. He’ll be back, oh yes he will.<\/p>\n Phil.<\/a> What can be said about Phil? He’s part Smade<\/a>. He loves monkeys.<\/a> He drives an hour and half, sometimes more, to get to work each day in stop and go traffic. He is a music snob<\/a> but I mean that in a good way. Phil is my favorite victim.<\/a> I love this guy.<\/p>\n Sierra<\/a> lives in Chico and I’m jealous. She rarely updates her blog.<\/p>\n Stef<\/a> is my surf cuz. She had a child last year and stopped blogging.<\/p>\n Vanessa<\/a> is a SoCal girl that met Tet-motherfucking-suo<\/a> and moved to Arizona, because she loves him *that* much.<\/p>\n
![But hey, he was 15 years old<\/a> and I was 25. He probably didn’t like me, either.](\"http:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/photoalbums\/july4th_2003\/slides\/Guybrush%20Threepwood.jpg\"){kind=link}
![But now Austin is a man (baby, yeah!)<\/a>. He lives in SoCal, born and raised.<\/p>\nBill<\/a> is a damn coastie. He joined the Coast Guard a few years back. After his tour of duty in Kodiak Island, Alaska he up and moved on to Hawaii. He’s a sailor of the seven seas. A young man with a dream. And that dream? To grow mustaches and wear funny hats.<\/a> And drink in Irish pubs.<\/a><\/p>\nCorey<\/a> is the coolest motherfucker you’ll ever meet. He’s also the mayor of Belmont Shore.<\/a> OK, not really. But he is a shoe-shufflin’, hustlin’, movin’ and groovin’ Lord of the Dance. He’s been a video game tester, a video game designer\/developer, a fiber-optic guru, and PC god.<\/p>\nCorey has a gal, this gal named Gina. Put the two of them together<\/a> and they ooze crazysexycool.<\/p>\nDave<\/a> is one of my oldest and bestest friends. We met in my first class on the first day of my first day of high school. And he hasn’t been able to shake me since. Although he did recently move to Hawaii. I miss him terribly, but am soooo happy that my friend has found peace in his paradise.<\/p>\nDawna<\/a> is a friend from high school that doesn’t update her blog any more!<\/p>\nLainey<\/a> is the coolest chick on Earth. We met through mutual friends<\/a> up in good ol’ Chico. She’s a techie and a dreamer and a smart gal. She moved to Australia a few years ago and married a great guy, and now they are Two Birds and have adventures Down Under.<\/p>\nMark (Midnight)<\/a> doesn’t update his blog any more, either! We met at PlanetQuake’s Beatdowns<\/a>. Throughout the years we’ve always managed to meet up together in what ever online game we happen to be playing at the moment. Last I checked he still lives in SoCal and still works for Cisco.<\/p>\nMark (Smitty)<\/a> is the Godfather of Snow Crash.<\/a> If he weren’t for Mark and his generosity, linux prowess, and all-around tech god-ness I wouldn’t have half the friends and\/or experiences that I have today. Mark lives in SLO still (I think).<\/p>\nOwen <\/a>= meme. Loves baseball and cats and Clutch<\/a>. He drinks Jack and Coke and listens to 311<\/a>. At least, he used to anyway. Bay Area born and raised, but relocated to SoCal. Temporarily. He’ll be back, oh yes he will.<\/p>\nPhil.<\/a> What can be said about Phil? He’s part Smade<\/a>. He loves monkeys.<\/a> He drives an hour and half, sometimes more, to get to work each day in stop and go traffic. He is a music snob<\/a> but I mean that in a good way. Phil is my favorite victim.<\/a> I love this guy.<\/p>\nSierra<\/a> lives in Chico and I’m jealous. She rarely updates her blog.<\/p>\nStef<\/a> is my surf cuz. 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![drink in Irish pubs.<\/a><\/p>\nCorey<\/a> is the coolest motherfucker you’ll ever meet. He’s also the mayor of Belmont Shore.<\/a> OK, not really. But he is a shoe-shufflin’, hustlin’, movin’ and groovin’ Lord of the Dance. He’s been a video game tester, a video game designer\/developer, a fiber-optic guru, and PC god.<\/p>\nCorey has a gal, this gal named Gina. Put the two of them together<\/a> and they ooze crazysexycool.<\/p>\nDave<\/a> is one of my oldest and bestest friends. We met in my first class on the first day of my first day of high school. And he hasn’t been able to shake me since. Although he did recently move to Hawaii. I miss him terribly, but am soooo happy that my friend has found peace in his paradise.<\/p>\nDawna<\/a> is a friend from high school that doesn’t update her blog any more!<\/p>\nLainey<\/a> is the coolest chick on Earth. We met through mutual friends<\/a> up in good ol’ Chico. She’s a techie and a dreamer and a smart gal. 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![He’s also the mayor of Belmont Shore.<\/a> OK, not really. But he is a shoe-shufflin’, hustlin’, movin’ and groovin’ Lord of the Dance. He’s been a video game tester, a video game designer\/developer, a fiber-optic guru, and PC god.<\/p>\nCorey has a gal, this gal named Gina. Put the two of them together<\/a> and they ooze crazysexycool.<\/p>\nDave<\/a> is one of my oldest and bestest friends. We met in my first class on the first day of my first day of high school. And he hasn’t been able to shake me since. Although he did recently move to Hawaii. I miss him terribly, but am soooo happy that my friend has found peace in his paradise.<\/p>\nDawna<\/a> is a friend from high school that doesn’t update her blog any more!<\/p>\nLainey<\/a> is the coolest chick on Earth. We met through mutual friends<\/a> up in good ol’ Chico. She’s a techie and a dreamer and a smart gal. She moved to Australia a few years ago and married a great guy, and now they are Two Birds and have adventures Down Under.<\/p>\nMark (Midnight)<\/a> doesn’t update his blog any more, either! We met at PlanetQuake’s Beatdowns<\/a>. Throughout the years we’ve always managed to meet up together in what ever online game we happen to be playing at the moment. Last I checked he still lives in SoCal and still works for Cisco.<\/p>\nMark (Smitty)<\/a> is the Godfather of Snow Crash.<\/a> If he weren’t for Mark and his generosity, linux prowess, and all-around tech god-ness I wouldn’t have half the friends and\/or experiences that I have today. Mark lives in SLO still (I think).<\/p>\nOwen <\/a>= meme. Loves baseball and cats and Clutch<\/a>. He drinks Jack and Coke and listens to 311<\/a>. At least, he used to anyway. Bay Area born and raised, but relocated to SoCal. Temporarily. He’ll be back, oh yes he will.<\/p>\nPhil.<\/a> What can be said about Phil? He’s part Smade<\/a>. 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