{"id":448,"date":"2008-04-17T22:03:15","date_gmt":"2008-04-18T05:03:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/wordpress\/?p=448"},"modified":"2008-04-17T22:03:15","modified_gmt":"2008-04-18T05:03:15","slug":"yet-another-site-redesign","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/17\/yet-another-site-redesign\/","title":{"rendered":"Yet another site redesign&#8211;featuring donkeys!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m using the new version of WordPress.  And I finally figured out how to use widgets.  But I&#8217;m still using the same header image, because last time I changed it Dave got mad at me.  And I like tagging my posts.  Overall there are a lot more gadgets for me to play with, and that makes me happy.<\/p>\n<p>And now, for your viewing pleasure, a picture of a donkey.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/images\/donkey_bowl.jpg\" alt=\"Um, hello.\" width=600\" \/><\/p>\n<p>While we&#8217;re on the subject of donkeys&#8211;did you know that donkeys are my favorite animal?  It&#8217;s true.  When I was a little boy my favorite donkey was Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh.  And last time I went to Disneyland (6 years ago) I saw some worker-person dressed up in an Eeyore costume.  I flipped the fuck out, dropped my things, and ran towards him\/her shouting &#8220;Eeyore!!!&#8221;<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/images\/donkey_eeyore.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Remember the Shrek movies?  My favorite character?  Donkey!<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/images\/donkey_shrek.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And when we were kids our parents would take us over to the stables in Yosemite Valley.  I always wanted to ride donkeys, not horses.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/images\/donkey_yosemite.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Best donkey commercial ever.<br \/>\n<object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/pmmsr7PAhWU&#038;hl=en\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Best YouTube donkey ever.<br \/>\n<object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/P-fkdPGiDtY&#038;hl=en\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>When Yum and I moved into our new apartment I happened to look over the fence.  What did I see?  Two miniature donkeys in a field!  It was a sign.  I was meant to live here.<\/p>\n<p>I love donkeys, and I don&#8217;t care who knows!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m using the new version of WordPress. And I finally figured out how to use widgets. But I&#8217;m still using the same header image, because last time I changed it Dave got mad at me. And I like tagging my posts. 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