{"id":408,"date":"2007-08-31T01:55:36","date_gmt":"2007-08-31T08:55:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/wordpress\/?p=408"},"modified":"2007-08-31T01:55:36","modified_gmt":"2007-08-31T08:55:36","slug":"june-bugs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/31\/june-bugs\/","title":{"rendered":"June Bug&#039;s"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Drinking season&#8230;  oops&#8230;  I mean *hunting* season is almost upon us.  Saturday 15 September is opening day, and this year I&#8217;ll be heading up to June Bug&#8217;s ranch again!<\/p>\n<p>Last year was my first year at Jimmy&#8217;s, and I&#8217;m quite sorry that it took me so long to get my butt up there.  All those years I lived in Chico and I was only 90 minutes away&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>One year the guys invaded town and pretended to be smoke jumpers.  Scott, I think, was the pilot of a Jet Bell Ranger.  They staged a mock argument and had the bar enthralled.  I wanna play, too!<\/p>\n<p>Last year, my first year, I think I spent more time sleeping and taking pictures of all the cool stuff on Jimmy&#8217;s property than actual hunting.  I have no regrets.  It&#8217;s a beautiful area, and the history behind the land is cool as well.<\/p>\n<p>The property was homesteaded by Jimmy&#8217;s family waaaaaaaaaay back in the mid 1800&#8217;s.  And it&#8217;s been in his family ever since.  The sign on the old house indicates that the structure is 100 years old.<\/p>\n<p>I got a good feeling about this year, a damn good one.  There&#8217;s gonna be game hanging in the cellar this year, boys!  Jimmy has Google Earth&#8217;d some new roads for us to hunt in the National Forest land that juts up against his property.<\/p>\n<p>I know it&#8217;s going to be hotter&#8217;n hades two weeks from now.  The weather finally decided to start summer&#8211;we&#8217;ve got 100 degree days every day for the next week.  I&#8217;ll no doubt be lying in my sleeping bag each night, with a slight buzz and sweating.<\/p>\n<p>This year I think I&#8217;ll pitch my tent a little closer to the house.  Last time I was setting my tent up a little after midnight and a little too far away from the rest of the guys.  It was dark&#8230;  scary dark.  I could hear the pumas howling and screeching not too far away.  I had dreams about the big cats dragging my bloody carcass into the creekbed while my drunk friends snored peacefully.<\/p>\n<p>Ahhh&#8230;  hunting season.  I&#8217;ve waited all year for this.  One weekend at Jimmy&#8217;s in September with the same guys.<\/p>\n<p>Hopefully, every year for the rest of my life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Drinking season&#8230; oops&#8230; I mean *hunting* season is almost upon us. Saturday 15 September is opening day, and this year I&#8217;ll be heading up to June Bug&#8217;s ranch again! Last year was my first year at Jimmy&#8217;s, and I&#8217;m quite sorry that it took me so long to get my butt up there. 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