You only need to learn 10 words. For example, “ko an” can mean *so* many things, like “thingy” or “thingamajigjig” or “that thing” or “that one”. When words fail you, simply point and say “ko an”.<\/p>\n
When giving directions, you need only point with your puckered lips. Raising your arms or pointing with your finger is not necessary.<\/p>\n
Entire conversations can be held with your eyebrows. Speaking is not required.<\/p>\n
Don’t eat Dinuguan. Just. Don’t. Balut is OK, however. Halo Halo is *always* scrumptious delicious and good to eat.<\/p>\n
When BBQ’ing meat, you don’t have to worry about cooking it just right. Just burn the !@#$ out of it. They’ll still eat it. The burnt part is the best part, after all.<\/p>\n
Be prepared to laugh and smile a lot. Visayans love to have a good time.<\/p>\n
If they prepare a meal for you, eat it, even if you’re not hungry. Their feelings will be very hurt if you do not.<\/p>\n
The simple things in life are what matter most. Life is too short not to enjoy it.<\/p>\n
To be continued…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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