{"id":385,"date":"2007-05-04T01:08:53","date_gmt":"2007-05-04T09:08:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/wordpress\/?p=385"},"modified":"2007-05-04T01:08:53","modified_gmt":"2007-05-04T09:08:53","slug":"goodbye-country-hello-nightclub","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/04\/goodbye-country-hello-nightclub\/","title":{"rendered":"Goodbye country, hello nightclub"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>*waves goodbye to Haystack*<\/p>\n<p>*waves hello to Brentwood*<\/p>\n<p>So here I am in the Delta Valley.  It&#8217;s going to be hotter than Hades soon, and I dread the coming months.  Although my years in Chico prepared me for the coming sweltering heat, I am still not looking forward to it.<\/p>\n<p>I lived all my life along the coast, up until my 30th birthday when I moved to Chico.  From Hayward to San Diego to San Francisco to Long Beach and Orange County the weather was always the same: mild winters and summers&#8230;  a perfect 75 degrees year-round.  It was all I ever knew.  All this time I never lived with air conditioning&#8211;I never needed it.<\/p>\n<p>And then I turned 30 and had, in no uncertain terms, my mid-life crisis.  I decided to go back to school and finish college.  Oh, and party my motherfucking ass off while I was at it.  Oh, oh&#8230;  and do a little fly fishing too.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Moving to Chico in January was nothing special.  Sure, it was cold.  But I like the cold.  And then the summer came.  Six months of 100+ degrees weather every damn day.  I knew it was going to be hot.  But I had never lived in that kind of heat.  I did not enjoy the summer weather in the Sacramento River valley.  I took every opportunity to flee to the cooler mountains nearby.  I think one year I ran my AC for six month straight.<\/p>\n<p>So then.<\/p>\n<p>Here I am back in the valley.  The heat is looming, like a hammer waiting to strike a nail, and I can feel it every morning when I walk out the door.<\/p>\n<p>Thankfully I have AC.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*waves goodbye to Haystack* *waves hello to Brentwood* So here I am in the Delta Valley. It&#8217;s going to be hotter than Hades soon, and I dread the coming months. Although my years in Chico prepared me for the coming sweltering heat, I am still not looking forward to it. I lived all my life [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-385","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paF8Q-6d","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/385","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=385"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/385\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}