{"id":362,"date":"2006-12-21T08:36:29","date_gmt":"2006-12-21T16:36:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/wordpress\/?p=362"},"modified":"2006-12-21T08:36:29","modified_gmt":"2006-12-21T16:36:29","slug":"fuck-cingular-wireless","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/21\/fuck-cingular-wireless\/","title":{"rendered":"Fuck Cingular Wireless"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It isn&#8217;t often that I get angry. I&#8217;m usually a very easy-going, don&#8217;t-give-a-fuck type of guy. But something happened recently and came to a head today&#8211;and I&#8217;m fucking pissed.<\/p>\n<p>I was reading my Cingular billing statement the other day and noticed that they are raising the price of its text messaging service. Right now it&#8217;s ten cents per text. In early January the price will be increasing by 50%.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the interesting part. According to Cingular&#8217;s Terms Of Service (the contract that you sign with the company):<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;IF WE INCREASE THE PRICE OF ANY OF THE SERVICES TO WHICH YOU SUBSCRIBE&#8230; YOU MAY TERMINATE THIS AGREEMENT WITHOUT PAYING AN EARLY TERMINATION FEE&#8230; PROVIDED YOUR NOTICE OF TERMINATION IS DELIVERED TO US WITHIN THIRTY (30) DAYS AFTER THE FIRST BILL REFLECTING THE CHANGE.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So, since they are raising the prices, and in effect violating the terms of service, I should be able to cancel my service and not have to pay an early termination fee. Right?<\/p>\n<p>So I call up Cingular and get the 1st tier of support. They read me the canned responses. I ask to speak with the supervisor.<\/p>\n<p>Escalated to tier 2 and the same canned BS. Cingular claims:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, that doesn&#8217;t apply here. This is simply a pricing change for pay-per-use text and instant messaging, which is an optional service. It&#8217;s similar to buying a ringtone &#8211; that&#8217;s optional as well. It&#8217;s not part of your monthly rate plan.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Semantics. Bullshit. Reacharound. Cingular is clearly violating the terms of service.<\/p>\n<p>Escalated to yet another supervisor\/manager tier 3. I get put on hold again and again for extended periods of time while Cingular stands firm. No, I cannot cancel without paying the $200 early termination fee (ETF).<\/p>\n<p>Hey, Cingular. I wasn&#8217;t asked if I wanted text messaging or not when I signed the contract. It came by default. Doesn&#8217;t sound optional to me. Notifying me that &#8220;the service is optional&#8221; when I call to complain about the price increase doesn&#8217;t give you a get out jail free card. Show me the clause in my signed contract that reads, &#8220;OPTIONAL services are exempt from this part of the contract&#8221;. An option that is enabled by default is indeed part of the service.<\/p>\n<p>So I ask to speak to the next level, which is the area manager, who isn&#8217;t in yet. That&#8217;s OK, I&#8217;ll wait on hold. No, I don&#8217;t want you to call me back, I&#8217;ll wait.<\/p>\n<p>Finally I get shuffled off to some voice mail. If this is the area manager I wouldn&#8217;t know it. The message was the canned, computerized voice saying, &#8220;extension 12345 is not available&#8221;. By this time I&#8217;m hopping mad.<\/p>\n<p>I am sooo done with this company. The dropped calls, the poor customer service, the shitty phones, and now this sneaky bullshit?<\/p>\n<p>Hey, Cingular. Fuck you.<\/p>\n<p>====================<\/p>\n<p>[EDIT 12\/27\/06]<\/p>\n<p>My voice mail was received and processed by a higher-up at Cingular.  Someone named Cindy actually called me several times with several updates on my request.  It&#8217;s possible they made the whole thing up, but whatever.  In the end the result was the same: Cingular will not let me out of my contract without paying the ETF.<\/p>\n<p>So I have two choices now.  I can wait for the inevitable class-action lawsuit.  Or, I can just pay the ETF and be done with the company.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s likely that I will cancel soon.  I have almost two years left on my contract.  They way I see it, I can pay the $175 ETF or I can pay them $1000 over the next two years.<\/p>\n<p>Good bye, Cingular.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It isn&#8217;t often that I get angry. I&#8217;m usually a very easy-going, don&#8217;t-give-a-fuck type of guy. But something happened recently and came to a head today&#8211;and I&#8217;m fucking pissed. I was reading my Cingular billing statement the other day and noticed that they are raising the price of its text messaging service. 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