{"id":329,"date":"2006-08-07T01:46:10","date_gmt":"2006-08-07T08:46:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/wordpress\/?p=329"},"modified":"2006-08-07T01:46:10","modified_gmt":"2006-08-07T08:46:10","slug":"the-great-expedition-of-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/07\/the-great-expedition-of-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"The Great Expedition of 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sunday morning, 10:30am. I am sooo excited, and I can’t take it any longer, so I get out of bed and get ready for The Great Expedition of 2006. The Captain and all the players will be here soon for an afternoon of bar hopping in San Francisco’s North Beach district, and I must prepare.<\/p>\n

Let’s meet them, shall we?<\/p>\n

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\nMeet The Captain of our expedition. His job is to lead us in our quest to find the best nook in North Beach.<\/p>\n

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\nThe Yeoman. His job is to properly document and record all events during our journey.<\/p>\n

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\nThe Navigator. His job is to get us from point A to point B without getting us lost (too badly) in this !@#$ing town.<\/p>\n

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\nThe First Mate. Her job is motivate the others and persuade them to drink more. I know, I know… easy job, right?<\/p>\n

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\nThe Serving Whench. Her job is drink Racer 5 and get really buzzed, and walk around yelling “Holla!” and “Woooooot!!!” and finally: to do shots of whiskey with us like a fucking champion and not complain *once* about it.<\/p>\n

Here now are the pictures from The Great Expedition of 2006.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sunday morning, 10:30am. I am sooo excited, and I can’t take it any longer, so I get out of bed and get ready for The Great Expedition of 2006. The Captain and all the players will be here soon for an afternoon of bar hopping in San Francisco’s North Beach district, and I must prepare. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paF8Q-5j","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=329"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}