Oh my head.
\nDead leaves on the floor,
\nBeer cans everywhere,
\n137 pairs of wet socks.
\nWhat the fuck happened last night?<\/p>\n
Fell asleep in my contact lenses again
\nGimme a shot of Captain Morgan’s!
\nBecause that’s what pirates drink
\nAnd we’re pirates
\nWhat the fuck happened last night?<\/p>\n
I remember falling down
\nBut after that, nothing
\nAnother blackout
\nOh Silver Fox, why? Why?!
\nWhat the fuck happened last night?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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