{"id":265,"date":"2005-12-24T12:11:34","date_gmt":"2005-12-24T19:11:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/wordpress\/?p=265"},"modified":"2005-12-24T12:11:34","modified_gmt":"2005-12-24T19:11:34","slug":"twas-the-night-before-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/24\/twas-the-night-before-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"&#039;Twas the night before Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Merry Christmas everybody!<\/p>\n<p>And, just in case I don&#8217;t update in time, Happy New Year!<\/p>\n<p>Oh, oh!  While I&#8217;m at it&#8230;  On Thursday, December 29th, happy birthday to me!  I&#8217;ll be 34 years old.  34.  Bah, humbug!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Merry Christmas everybody! And, just in case I don&#8217;t update in time, Happy New Year! Oh, oh! While I&#8217;m at it&#8230; On Thursday, December 29th, happy birthday to me! I&#8217;ll be 34 years old. 34. Bah, humbug!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-265","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paF8Q-4h","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=265"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}