{"id":262,"date":"2005-12-12T11:45:18","date_gmt":"2005-12-12T18:45:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/wordpress\/?p=262"},"modified":"2005-12-12T11:45:18","modified_gmt":"2005-12-12T18:45:18","slug":"hit-and-run","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/12\/hit-and-run\/","title":{"rendered":"Hit and run"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Friday night Dave came over.  We hung out for a bit, and then went to my sister Deborah&#8217;s &#8220;holiday&#8221; party.<\/p>\n<p>I had a great time!  Dave and I stood in the kitchen most of the time, telling stories and socializing.  But alas, Dave had to be home by 1am.  We left just after 11:30pm.<\/p>\n<p>I drove Dave&#8217;s truck up the hill towards my house.  As I pulled up I noticed a small gathering of neighbors, huddled around my truck.<\/p>\n<p>Just minutes earlier someone had come roaring over the hill.  They slammed on the brakes, sliding for a good 50 feet before colliding with my poor little truck.<\/p>\n<p>My poor truck.  It was just sitting there, parked on the street in front of my house, minding its own business.  And some jackass plows into it.<\/p>\n<p>Not only that, but the driver ran.  And he got away.  Fucker&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>A few hours later the police showed up to take a quick report.  He told me not to hold my breath&#8211;they wouldn&#8217;t find the person who did this.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/photoalbums\/hitnrun\/\">Click here to see pics of the damage<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friday night Dave came over. We hung out for a bit, and then went to my sister Deborah&#8217;s &#8220;holiday&#8221; party. I had a great time! Dave and I stood in the kitchen most of the time, telling stories and socializing. But alas, Dave had to be home by 1am. We left just after 11:30pm. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paF8Q-4e","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=262"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}