{"id":216,"date":"2005-06-02T17:28:08","date_gmt":"2005-06-03T00:28:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/wordpress\/?p=216"},"modified":"2005-06-02T17:28:08","modified_gmt":"2005-06-03T00:28:08","slug":"the-best-page-in-the-universe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/02\/the-best-page-in-the-universe\/","title":{"rendered":"The Best Page In The Universe"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Just when you thought MTV couldn’t get more annoying, they give Cameron Diaz her own show called “Trippin’:””
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\n“Every time she opens her gaping mouth, she spews more self-righteous bullshit all over the place. One of my favorite lines is when she says “it’s kind of gotten out of hand how much of a convenience we think we need.” Diaz, who makes around $20 million per picture and drives a Lexus, was able to say this with a straight face.”
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\n“When Diaz isn’t giggling like an idiot or imparting us with dubious knowledge, Eva Mendez takes the opportunity to fire off her shit cannon:<\/p>\n

Village Girl: Hi, my name is Krishna
\n Eva Mendez: How old are you?
\n Village Girl: 15.
\n Eva Mendez: 15? Wow!<\/p>\n

Wow indeed, Eva. Way to patronize people in their own country, you stupid cow. Not to be outdone, Drew Barrymore has this to say in another episode: “it was so intense with the loving, feeling, and the tree touching, and the learning.” Idiot. ”
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\nClick here for the entire article<\/a><\/p>\n

Click here for more solid comedy gold<\/a><\/p>\n

Be sure to check out “If you’re too much of an impressionable idiot to watch ‘Sideways’ then don’t”<\/a> while you’re there!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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