{"id":193,"date":"2005-03-24T20:22:04","date_gmt":"2005-03-25T03:22:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/wordpress\/?p=193"},"modified":"2005-03-24T20:22:04","modified_gmt":"2005-03-25T03:22:04","slug":"lanfear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/2005\/03\/24\/lanfear\/","title":{"rendered":"Lanfear"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s funny how absolutely clueless some older folks can be when it comes to technology.  My parents are two such people.<\/p>\n<p>My mom has had a cell phone for just over four years now.  The only things she knows how to do on it are: dial a number and call, answer a call.  That&#8217;s it.  She doesn&#8217;t know how to check her voicemail.  She doesn&#8217;t even know how to use the built-in address book.  So each time she wants to make a call, she has to manually punch in the number every time and press &#8216;send&#8217;.  In fact, she took an old index card and wrote her important numbers down on it, and then scotch-taped it to the back of her cell phone.  Funny, huh?<\/p>\n<p>Today my dad decided that he needed a new cell phone.  Not because he wanted the new coolness, oh no.  He needs a new phone because, like me, he is practically deaf&#8211;the phone he has now is not very loud.  He also wants a phone with better reception.  I suggested he get rid of his old Nokia (4 years old at least) and get a phone with a protruding antennae, like a Motorola.  He looked at me with this profound sort of look of both confusion and fear.  The thought of him having to do these things by himself, well&#8230;  He practically begged me to come with him down to the Cingular store today.  I knew I&#8217;d have to choose the right phone and do all the talking with the salesperson, but I don&#8217;t mind.  It&#8217;s a nice chance to spend some time with my old man&#8211;and I love technology anyway, so it wasn&#8217;t so bad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s funny how absolutely clueless some older folks can be when it comes to technology. My parents are two such people. My mom has had a cell phone for just over four years now. The only things she knows how to do on it are: dial a number and call, answer a call. That&#8217;s it. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/saF8Q-lanfear","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=193"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}