Friday afternoon I drove out to Disco Bay to kick it with Dave. We spent the evening killing a 30 pack of Coors Light, BBQ’ing steaks, and playing Tiger Woods 2005. When we were suitably drunk we switched to GTA: San Andreas and played until we passed out.<\/p>\n
Saturday morning we woke up and went to Hooters in Pleasanton. Everyone knows that Hooters has a reputation for chicks in short-shorts and not much else, this much is true. However, not everyone knows that Hooters has the best damn Buffalo Wings in the world. Even Dave’s wife agrees–she loves the place. 50 wings and 5 pitchers of beer later we were done. Finished. Stuffed.<\/p>\n
Dave and I drove around Livermore, going from Lowe’s to Home Depot, buying shit for his backyard. When we got home we spent the rest of the daylight hours ripping up his backyard and making the landscaping look mo’ pretty. When the sun went down and our work was done, it was time for more Le Tigre.<\/p>\n
That game is so addicting. Add some ice cold Silver Bullets, radio remote controllers, and the most comfortable couch in the world and you’ve got one outstanding Saturday evening. I don’t know what time we went to bed that night, but the beer was gone and we were both stumbling.<\/p>\n
Sunday morning I woke up and prepared myself for another day of work. When Dave informed me that his wife had a day of shopping\/whatever planned instead I was secretly happy that my tired old back was going to get a day off. I came home and spent the rest of the day on the heating pad.<\/p>\n
Now it’s Monday morning and I feel great! I’m rested, I’ve got my coffee and a bowl of raisin bran, and I’m ready to… hmmm… what should I do today?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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