“You’re the nucleus… you’re spinning around, out of control… what looks good to you, Tom? What looks good to you?”<\/p>\n
It’s Sunday night, round about midnight. My cell phone rings. It’s Scott, and he’s liquored up.<\/p>\n
If you know Scott, you know that he has a tendency to babble when he’s drunk. Try to get a word in edgewise, and he talks right over you. I’m in a good mood, so I decide to just run with it and see just how long he can go.<\/p>\n
Two and a half hours later my cheeks hurt from smiling and my gut hurts from laughing so much. I was the only one laughing though, Scott was dead serious.<\/p>\n
Sometime into the phone call I decide to start recording the conversation–I had to have proof of how hysterically hilarious the drunken ramblings of Scott is. My cell phone only records 60 second spurts, so I did the best I could.<\/p>\n
Here are the top 4 recordings:<\/p>\n
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\n The Nucleus, part 1 <\/a>
\n The Nucleus, part 2 <\/a>
\n The Nucleus, part 3 <\/a>
\n The Nucleus, part 4 <\/a><\/p>\n
\n The Nucleus, part 1 <\/a>
\n The Nucleus, part 2 <\/a>
\n The Nucleus, part 3 <\/a>
\n The Nucleus, part 4<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"