{"id":119,"date":"2004-05-23T07:46:48","date_gmt":"2004-05-23T14:46:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/wordpress\/?p=119"},"modified":"2004-05-23T07:46:48","modified_gmt":"2004-05-23T14:46:48","slug":"i-win","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/2004\/05\/23\/i-win\/","title":{"rendered":"I win"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Guess how much sleep I got last night?<\/p>\n<p>None.  Not a wink.  I stared at the ceiling until 6am or so, then got up and walked down to the coffee shop.  I had a nice leisurely breakfast, enjoyed my coffee, and took my time walking home.<\/p>\n<p>That is, until I got about two blocks away.  That&#8217;s when I started to feel a little &#8220;back pressure&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Ooof.  OK, I think I can make it.  I&#8217;m almost home.  Just in case I started to look for &#8220;emergency exits&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>My pace quickened.  It was coming, oh yes.  I started to panic.  Oh <b>shit<\/b>, I might not make it.  My pace became a jog.<\/p>\n<p>I started to laugh.  What a way to start my graduation day.<\/p>\n<p>By the time I got to my apartment building I was running up the stairs for dear life, furiously fiddling for the right key to unlock the door.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I made it.  But just barely&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>And now I go graduate.  I win.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guess how much sleep I got last night? None. Not a wink. I stared at the ceiling until 6am or so, then got up and walked down to the coffee shop. I had a nice leisurely breakfast, enjoyed my coffee, and took my time walking home. That is, until I got about two blocks away. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paF8Q-1V","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}