{"id":112,"date":"2004-05-16T02:55:38","date_gmt":"2004-05-16T09:55:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/wordpress\/?p=112"},"modified":"2004-05-16T02:55:38","modified_gmt":"2004-05-16T09:55:38","slug":"fun-with-rum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/blog\/2004\/05\/16\/fun-with-rum\/","title":{"rendered":"Fun with rum"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/images\/exhibita.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" alt=\"Click for a larger photo\" src=\"http:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/images\/exhibita.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Exhibit A &#8211; The culprit, the menace, the scourge, The Captain<\/p>\n<p>Who can resist the call of the Captain?  The man in the picture below certainly cannot.  See for yourself.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/images\/jandonrum01.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" alt=\"Click for a larger photo\" src=\"http:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/images\/jandonrum01.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Exhibit B &#8211; The Mr. Janden B. Sullivan<\/p>\n<p>Observe his eyes.  Clearly, he has had plenty of the Captain this evening.  His oversized claws grip the bottle.  He is compelled to drink more.  It transforms him.  He takes a swig.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/images\/jandonrum02.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" alt=\"Click for a larger photo\" src=\"http:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/images\/jandonrum02.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Exhibit C &#8211; The result<\/p>\n<p>Yeah!  He is overjoyed, is he not?  See what rum does for you?  Rum is what pirates drink.  This man is now a pirate.  In this photo he is yelling, &#8220;Arrrrr!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/images\/jandonrum03.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" alt=\"Click for a larger photo\" src=\"http:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/images\/jandonrum03.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Exhibit D &#8211; &#8220;Tough Love&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yes, our subject truly loves his rum.  Look at how tenderly he cradles his beloved, the object of his affection.  Who can blame him?  He loves his rum.<\/p>\n<p>Let us take a look at some more satisfied customers.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/images\/exhibitc.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" alt=\"Click for a larger photo\" src=\"http:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/images\/exhibitc.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Exhibit E &#8211; The Drunkards<\/p>\n<p>Although the bottle of rum is not present in this photo, I can assure you it&#8217;s presence was felt.  Scott, in the foreground, had a little too much rum this evening.  Dave, in the background, has had too much beer and not enough rum.  The glazed over look in their eyes is evidence enough, my friends.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/images\/exhibitb.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" alt=\"Click for a larger photo\" src=\"http:\/\/www.teebiss.com\/images\/exhibitb.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Exhibit F &#8211; The Skillet<\/p>\n<p>Look at this party animal.  His system is clearly suffering from a lack of rum.  See how tense he is?  He looks as if he is about to burst!  He is saying, &#8220;Rum please!&#8221;  He needs rum, now.<\/p>\n<p>So there you have it.  A cavalcade of rum, and a parade of fun.<\/p>\n<p>REMEMBER: Rum loves you and wants you to be happy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Exhibit A &#8211; The culprit, the menace, the scourge, The Captain Who can resist the call of the Captain? The man in the picture below certainly cannot. See for yourself. Exhibit B &#8211; The Mr. Janden B. 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