“Just when you thought MTV couldn’t get more annoying, they give Cameron Diaz her own show called “Trippin’:””
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“Every time she opens her gaping mouth, she spews more self-righteous bullshit all over the place. One of my favorite lines is when she says “it’s kind of gotten out of hand how much of a convenience we think we need.” Diaz, who makes around $20 million per picture and drives a Lexus, was able to say this with a straight face.”
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“When Diaz isn’t giggling like an idiot or imparting us with dubious knowledge, Eva Mendez takes the opportunity to fire off her shit cannon:

Village Girl: Hi, my name is Krishna
Eva Mendez: How old are you?
Village Girl: 15.
Eva Mendez: 15? Wow!

Wow indeed, Eva. Way to patronize people in their own country, you stupid cow. Not to be outdone, Drew Barrymore has this to say in another episode: “it was so intense with the loving, feeling, and the tree touching, and the learning.” Idiot. ”
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I’ve got The Sickness (TM).

I woke up yesterday morning around 8am feeling like absolute crap on a stick. By noon I was laid out in bed, every fiber of my body hurting. My brain felt like someone had spent the last day beating it with a sledgehammer. By 4pm I was puking my guts out.

I’ve spent the last 24 hours in and out of the bathroom. I can barely keep down anything, even water. Last night I slept in spurts, 30 minutes here and there.

What an awful way to start the holiday weekend =(

Don’t expect any updates for the next few days…