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Insomniac

Tossing and turning and I can’t get to sleep. Finally I get up and make for the fridge. Empty, as usual. I’m not really hungry. However I’m thinking that maybe if I had a full belly I’d be sleepy enough to fall asleep.

I walk over to the dirty clothes hamper and pull out my favoritest most comfortable sweat pants and sweat shirt. They have been washed a million times, and the cotton is so soft it almost feels like silk. Socks? Nah.

I stand up and walk over to the front door. It’s cold outside, really cold. Maybe I just need some fresh air in here. After opening the front door I go and open every window in my apartment. Then I grab my industrial strength fan and place it in my doorway, full blast.

I try that for a bit. No, I’m not tired yet. With a sigh I put on my Birks and walk over to the gas station.

“Hi Patti.”

“Hi Tom, what are you doing up so late? Hey… how come you haven’t called me?”

Man, I am sooo not in the mood for this conversation. I briefly contemplate leaving, but I decide against it. I’m sure if I eat I’ll be able to fall asleep.

I grab a gallon of milk and some raisin bran. I try not to make eye contact with Patti as she rings me up.

“Can I come over after my shift?”

l;kasdnfi3adsfn0asd98h3… No, I think to myself.

“Not this time. I have a test in my history class first thing in the morning. I still haven’t slept. I really, really need to get some rest.”

On my way home I stare up at the sky. It’s kinda cloudy still, but clearing up in some places. The moon is half obscured by a dreamy cloud, giving it an eerie glow. On the horizon I think I see lightning flash. In the clear patches I can see a bazillion stars. So many stars up here, in Chico. I’m home.

I eat a bowl of cereal and… hey! I’m starting to feel sleepy! I think…

Nope. I go to bed after my meal and lay there for an hour, staring at the ceiling. Thinking about shit. Always fucking thinking.

Ah hell. I’ll just get up and write. And so I do. And I did.

Beer and cookies

Slept like shit last night. Still awake at 3:30am. Tossed and turned. Alarm went off at 8am. Banana. Glass of milk. Shower and shave. Dress, trudge off to school.

Pissed off. Tired. Sick of school and Chico. Sit through the worst college class of my career: Adv. Composition for Teachers. Blah blah theory blah. Save the children, mulitple intelligences, crap crap blah. I don’t care. Sigh. Shut up. Please shut up. Stare at clock. Done.

Creekside Cafe. Grande coffee. Sit in the sun and look for my squirrel. One hour. Next class.

Religion of Islam. Fascinated, as always. Pay attention. Ask lots of questions. Pay very close attention and take fantastic notes. Flirt with the skater chick from Ventura. Is class over already?

Hungry. Thirsty. Ah fuck psychology, I hate that class. Think about how far behind I am in my classes already. Go home.

Package on doorstep. Hmmm? “Mon Frek, Daly City”. WOOT! I hope it’s cookies. COOKIES! Open door, leave open. Beeline for fridge. Reach waaayyy in the back where all the coldest beers live. Leave fridge door open too. 3 gulps. Crush, garbage, belch. Grab another.

Call Monica. THANKS. Only 3 more weeks? Excited? Scared? C-section? Shit. Yeah, I’ll drink a beer for you, hold on. Grab beer. Put phone next to beer tab. *PISH* Hear that? Listen. 3 gulps. Yeah, I’ll drink another for ya. Let me know when it plops out, OK? Love ya man.

Doors still open.